My dad is trying to get to [doxxed place] from [doxxed place], taking 7 hours to get to [other doxxed place], bribing us with burgers to come along, then shortselling us by saying he was lying.

My parents then route us under a river to get to our destination, we drop in, then we all drown.

Miraculously, we're now at a house.

Under the house, is a large emerald crystal cave, but I decide not to take any emeralds, in case the house sinks into the ground.

We then find the time stream, and use it to travel to the past, the past being when we drowned in a river, but this time we ate burger patties as we drowned.

I then appear at a different house, on the side of a dirt road, where my dog keeps trying to get ran over by cars driving by.

I then try to stick my face in a vent on the ground, trying to enter spectator mode, but it doesn't work.

I then wake up in the FNAF 4 room, trying to fend off the animatronics, and while this is happening, I fall asleep, and get transported to a dream where I’m on top of a golden skyscraper, facing God and asking him why he must torment me with these dreams.

For some reason, I'm Will Ferrell.

For some reason, God is also Will Ferrell.

I try to pick up a knife, then awkwardly hold up a hairbrush, while depressingly trying to threaten god.

I then wake up to FNAF 4, and the animatronics no longer appear.

I think this is bullshit.

I fall back asleep to threaten god again, to no avail.

I wake up to FNAF 4.

I then actually wake up.